Adventures in Astrology, Part 1
Today’s horoscope, courtesy of Friendster (with commentary from yours truly in parentheses):
The Bottom Line: Take what you’ve earned and squirrel it away for a rainy day. Keep living plainly.
(Great, now they tell me.)
In Detail: You’re quite an able swimmer in the channels of communication. Whether the waters are rough or smooth, warm or a little bit icy and with a nip that makes other folks’ toes curl, you plunge on in and, with elegant strokes and a regular ‘left right left right’ breathing pattern, make it to the other side. Once you’re there, you’ll be glad to see that all your messages have been received. Great!
(Now I know this is bollocks. I can’t swim, literally. And apparently I’m not that good at it in a metaphorical communication-channels context, either.)
